Part 68: Adventures in the Ruins of Alph
Update 52: Adventures in the Ruins of Alph

Is it time to finish up the Ruins of Alph finally? Yes indeed.


There's still 2 chambers to clear out and since we've finished up the beast quest, we can now go to all of them. As a refresher, we needed a Water Stone in our inventory to unlock this opening.




Here are our prizes. Nothing too amazing and a second Mystic Water. Sure.


More writing, good stuff.


Now the final back chamber.

You need Ho-oh in your first party slot. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot.

Ho-oh is holding a Sacred Ash which when used will revive all of your fainted Pokemon. There's only one in the whole game, so we should totally use it in the final battle.




Considering you have to catch four legendaries to even get to this chamber... eh. Though that second Charcoal is kinda useful for cash, since I think I sold the first one way back when...




The last load of writing. With all that done with... well let's actually catch all these damn Unown!

So, uh, there's nothing much to catching all the Unown. There's 26 of the damn things and you need to remember which ones you haven't caught yet.

Since we can only fit 20 to a box, you will need to leave to switch it when you're close to the end. Man, I wish we had the 30 to a box the Japanese players got.


But eventually the last one finally fuckin' shows up, christ. We're done!









Yeah... catching all the Unown doesn't do much. But let's check this printer.


Oh right. Never mind then.


Well that was fun, but it would be a shame to just end the update there, right? Well, it's time to get our last two Eggs from the Daycare.

Man, Ditto has levelled up a lot.



HP: 30 | ATK: 80 | DEF: 90 | SP.ATK: 55 | SP.DEF: 45 | SPD: 55 | TOTAL: 355



HP: 30 | ATK: 40 | DEF: 100 | SP.ATK: 90 | SP.DEF: 55 | SPD: 35 | TOTAL: 355





I've had these fossils sitting in my game forever, but now I can technically say I caught them.




The starters and the fossils are the only things you'll need to breed if you evolved them in Gen 2, though having multiple Eevee and Tyrogue really helps. This also means you can trade them back to make completing the Pokedex in those games a lot easier.


That's it for Crystal for now, but this is still an update about the Ruins of Alph and there's plenty to do in the remakes.




More booty

And more words.


There's not much different in the remakes at the moment, we'll get to that later.




This is a nice haul, a free Life Orb isn't anything to be upset about.


That's all the chambers and I caught all the Unown off screen, cause fuck wasting anymore time on that dull shit, so let's go talk to some nerds.







Oh, so we haven't actually caught all the Unown then?


They've been put in alphabetical order, so unlike in Gen 2 you'll never remember which order you caught them in, but you'll always remember the last Unown that finally showed up, goddamn!


Let's find where the last 2 Unown are.

Well this is new.





Bless you



Can you solve the puzzle?



Yeah, it's that simple. But I'll admit, this is a cool way to add in the Gen 3 Unown, though I can't wait until the Sinnoh remakes and we get Sinnoh forms of every Unown!






Looks like we're done here for now. Or are we???




The Unown Report is completed and the last two Unown are added, in the order you caught them.

Yaaaaaaay. Wasn't that fun? But we're not done with the Ruins of Alph. It's event time.


In conjunction with the 12th movie, you could get an Arceus over Mystery Gift for the first time in the series, since the Azure Flute to catch one in DPP was never released. So if you just OH SO HAPPEN to have one, there's more to do in the Ruins of Alph.




Hi. I'm Kotone, this is God.









Don't be alarmed, just your standard teleporting procedure.



The heck are we?






Ah, don't leave me behind!



Ooh, that's better. Hmm, the person on the right seems really strong and cool, so let's talk to her in a minute.




As an aside, certain place names have their names highlighted in red during some conversations for... some reason. It's a bit weird as it only happens here, but I guess it's the only way to make you little shits pay attention. There's a lot of words in this event, which is fine for you guys, you're not transcribing it! Phew...










I guess I'm not really doing much right now. What about the last occupant of the cabin? He seems familiar...


Nah mate


Now that I think about, where the hell am I? Like physically?

Huh, we seem to be to the north of Blackthorn City. And I would assume south of Sinnoh too.













Ah, now on to the main... event. HEH. When the event Arceus is the only Pokemon in your party, you can choose between one of three Pokemon. Choose wisely, as in normal event circumstances, you can only get one.

TIME to make a choice.


Ooh, there are Unown here as well. Here's the creation process in full. Trust me, you WANT to see this if you haven't already.


It's so pretty.



We just made a one of a kind Pokemon! Yay!




I feel a teleport coming.

There it is.






And that's the event, we get a neat level 1 Dialga to just use no problem.

But of course that's not all there is. Just a little bit more.


If you just OH SO HAPPEN to have an Arceus caught in a Sinnoh game from the Azure Flute event, then you can return to the Sinjoh Ruins. Of course, you can't do this legit, the item was never released, so this kind of Arceus isn't legally available. Isn't that funny they made a part of an event require a previous, unreleased event? Oh, Game Freak, you and your 2 games at once creation process.


What up?



Using this second Arceus, we can do the whole event again, although we can no longer pick Dialga. This is, however, the last choice you can make, you cannot return here a third time.


And yadda yadda yadda, insert the same sequence into this SPACE.



And back we go.

And that's 2 new legendaries all for us. Excellent.


Make sure to take their respective orbs. This is also why you would want to pick Giratina, as you can't trade the Griseous Orb in Gen 4, so this is the only way to obtain one if you want to see Origin Forme in HGSS.




And now we move back to Crystal to finish the update. We're gonna finish the Pokedex, as there are just a load of Pokemon to obtain, such as this Kingler! It's one of the few Pokemon that you can obtain with the Super Rod, as we've already found or evolved the other Pokemon to find. Its selection in this game ain't that great.


Next up to mention is Tyrogue's evolution. It's a bit weird, at level 20, if Tyrogue's Attack is higher than its Defense, it'll evolve into Hitmonlee. If its Defense is higher than Attack, Hitmonchan. Finally, if they're both equal, Hitmontop. Pretty cool.

Let's see, what else is there?

Oh yeah, there's still 20 Pokemon left to go to complete the Pokedex. Just ones that need to trade to evolve, or I need to breed multiple of to get their evolutions. Much easier to just catch them outside Cherrygrove, since it's where I caught Kingler.



I'm also gonna catch them in Master Balls, cause screw doing any of this remotely legit. Even though I've been steadily catching stuff all throughout the LP, there's still so many left to obtain. Find all their Pokedex entries here and we'll move on to the next lot of interest. I really should've spaced these out more, but then I remembered I planned on completing the Pokedex by the start of the next update. Curse you forward planning past me!


HP: 70 | ATK: 84 | DEF: 70 | SP.ATK: 65 | SP.DEF: 70 | SPD: 51 | TOTAL: 410




HP: 100 | ATK: 134 | DEF: 110 | SP.ATK: 95 | SP.DEF: 100 | SPD: 61 | TOTAL: 600





Makes sense to evolve these guys last. But there's still 5 slots missing from the Pokedex. Of course, it's the darn Kanto legendaries that we have to trade from Gen 1. You can find the Pokedex entries and analysis of those 5 here.

And there we go, we're only 1 Pokemon away from completing the whole Pokedex.

But that'll be for next time, which will be all about Pokemon #251.